The Beginning...sorta

Sarcasm, like vengeance, is a dish best served cold. Now I thought about naming the blog that, but it seemed too long and ever so slightly bitter. I am truly a sarcastic fuck. Oh, and I cuss like no body's business, so let that serve as fair warning. This blog is NOT intended for kids. Actually, it would probably bore the shit out of them, but I digress. Naming the blog became more of a challenge than I thought it would. Who knew that naming something would take such effort and thought. Naming my kids was easier than this shit, which, by the way, does not bode well the blog's longevity or consistency. At any rate, the name "Evil Lori" is actually a nickname my friend Laura gave to me. Well, actually, she didn't give it to me, her former boss did. At her former place of employment, there was also a Lori. She became known as the Good Lori and I the Evil Lori. Good Lori didn't cuss, drink too much, or give smart ass answers to questions. I DO. I cuss and drink like a fucking sailor and there is no question which cannot be answered without at least a hint of sarcasm.

As time wore on, I became known simply as "Evil One". For the sake of my little typing fingers, I am now shortening it to Evil. Nothing is sacred with me, which makes sense since I am Evil. Nothing is off limits, too crass, or too vulgar...except maybe kiddie porn or animal sex (even Evil has her limits). I think mostly the blog will be about what happens to me in everyday life. See, weird shit happens to me all the time. I am not kidding. I am living out the life of a single parent of teens. I have 3 kids, but only one lives with me. The other 2 are in Texas. My life should be bland and colorless, right. Au contraire, mon friere (I don't speak French and I am not sure how to spell it so don't write cussing me out because I didn't spell it right, geez!). Life is a ball. Being Evil is fun. Let the fun begin! In this blog, Evil reigns....and she is a dirty bitch.