Evil List

So yesterday was Thursday and I did my usual drop the kid off at youth court and go directly to happy hour. Nothing new about that, right? I brought a notebook and pen with me because I wanted to make a "to do" list for today since I have about a million things going on and only like 3 working brain cells. Great idea. Make a "to do" list at a bar. Smart thinking. Not only is it nearly illegible, I have things on my "to do" list that are just damn stupid. Why do I do these things? Not only do I have damn stupid shit on the list, I made a note of something funny I said and couldn't give 2 shits about today. It wasn't that funny. Alcohol will do that for you. Make you seem funnier than you are to yourself. I am a dumbass. Geez.

Oh, the thing I said that wasn't really so funny was about DVR's and how the guy who invented them should be given the Nobel Peace Prize because he was keeping me at home and off the streets. See, not funny.