The fact is...

I would love to tell you that a million billion little green men have been ceaselessly holding down my hands and impairing my ability to type so much that I am completely unable to blog. Well, um, yeah, these like silver grey things landed and like took me away....and like probed me...okay, nothing nearly so spectacular had happened. I can tell you that last weekend my 14 year old son disappeared on Friday and decided not to deign me with his presence until Saturday. I can tell you that despite my best efforts, I just can't seem to make happy. I am working on it. Be patient, damn it.