Is It Possible to BREAK Your Ass?

I have been pondering this very question all weekend. Why, you ask? Well, as embarrassing as this is, I have to explain.

On Friday evening, Karen and I went out for a bit. We had a few drinks (okay I had more than a few but that's not the point). Karen still does not have any electricity in her building. Still. Well, she lives on the fourth floor. If y'all can't see where this is going by now, you might be thick in the head. Anyway, Karen had a flashlight but I did not. Ya know the type of stairs that really aren't meant to be taken everyday because there is a perfectly good elevator in the building? Y'all know, the concrete ones. Evil, hard, bitter, ugly concrete steps. Bad steps. Painful steps. Well, needless to say, my feet went out from underneath me (I think, either that or I misjudged the distance) and I hit that concrete so hard my teeth clattered. Then I shuddered. I gotta tell ya, it really hurt, but I had to play it off and get up like I was just fine. I was NOT fine.

Anyway, I am still wondering if it is possible to break my ass. If so, can I get good drugs for it? I am having a hell of a time sitting down. And don't even ask about getting in and out of the car.